Uncategorized 25 June 2020

Welcome To The Cow-Medy Club

After a little bit of a giggle at some questionable cow themed jokes?

You’ve definitely come to the right place.

We recently asked some of our biggest fans to submit their best cow jokes, and the answers were too good to not share with you all!

Keep scrolling to discover some of the best (and worst) cow themed jokes…


Q: What do cows read in the morning?

A: The Moospaper!

– Linda from Herts


Q: What do cows watch?

A: MooTube!

– Catherine from Wakefield


Q: What’s keen on art, film, music, books and dance?

A: Cultured Yogurt!

– Mark from Stonehaven


Q: Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

A: Because they lactose

-Khalid from Leicester


Q: What do cows eat for breakfast?

A: Moooesli of course. 

– Erin from Gwynedd